1 month ago14 points(+0/-0/+14Score on mirror)1 child
*“My statements are legally untouchable by you. I don’t accept your presence on my property. Leave or castle doctrine will be enforced.”*
Oh, wait, it’s Texas. They don’t have what Indiana has codified into law, which is “You are allowed to shoot cops if they are serving illegal orders.” Guess it’s the goy cage for him.
1 month ago9 points(+0/-0/+9Score on mirror)1 child
I know you’re not supposed to even open the door, and speak to them, but I would have had a really hard time just responding “OY VEY” everytime they asked me something. 😎
*"Thank you for your service, officer. As you know, rabbi Ovadia Yosef reminds us that goys like yourself were born to serve us. Since you're here, would you be a good goy and mow the lawn? There's a small leak in the kitchen sink you can look at after."*