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How they took out Lindsey Graham (media.scored.co)
posted 1 day ago by contrarianism on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +44Score on mirror )
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steele2 on scored.co
1 day ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
I read that Graham died while attempting to insert four pool noodles up his arse for israel.
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contrarianism on scored.co
1 day ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
yeah
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PurestEvil on scored.co
1 day ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Plausible.
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
1 day ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Nah this wasn’t it, he had built up a resistance to having his asshole exploded for decades.
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FrensInLowPlaces on scored.co
1 day ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
He played the long game indeed. Much like how Pharoahs submitted to small bits of poison to building a resistance.

I think it over a broken heart when a kid turned him down on his last solo Disney Land visit
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Uncle_Adolf on scored.co
1 day ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
u/#check "He dies as he lived."
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Erase99 on scored.co
1 day ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
There's talk that he died in a Russian attack in Kiev and the authorities are covering it up because the US doesn't want to be in open war with Russia, but I don't believe it. No one could keep that a secret.
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Dfalt on scored.co
1 day ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Exactly - if it was true, neocons would be foaming at the mouth to nuke Russia now.
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derjudenjager on scored.co
1 day ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
So he died in absolute pleasure.
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