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Even if one doesn't care much for this, and I don't, I'd much rather watch this than some twerking she-boons atop the roof of a moving car. Any day, every day. Not even close.

For one, you can rest assured that you aren't going to be shot while watching this. For instance, by some random Dontavious, Kedarius, Quantavious, and other trve Romans and Persians re-enacting ancient battles and gladiator fights in tha hood. Or by some crap-coloured taco vendor with tattoos of gang numbers, Jesus, etc.

By contrast, if a whigger boy was to say: 'Naw man, dis be gay as fuq, twerking black ladies, black hoes atop moving cars is totes my thing, nigga', he wouldn't last long before brothers Kendarius Dequirius and Quendarrious Da'quantavious Jenkems ventilate him in their efforts to make Darius the Great proud. Trve Dariuses, trve Persians!

Yes, I enjoy watching trve Romans and Dariuses killing each other as much as the next Far-Extreme-Radical-Right Extremist, but I'd have to have an IQ of 82 or below to prefer tha hood over wherever this is.