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Sheeeeit, nigguh. I'm eating steak, pie, and lobster wheneva dafuq I like, but I ain't goin to no muhfuggin war for any gay-ass, faggot-ass empire.

But *crab* legs? Who dafuq would eat dat sheeeit, nigguh. I'm eating *fried chicken* legs rite now, nigguh.

These muhfugguhs need to gibs me sum of that pie n sheeeit. Gibsmedat, gibsmedat muhfuggin pie n sheeeit, you beaner, nigger, whigger soldier bois.

Actually... you kno how you got dat saying: 'As American as apple pie'?

Well, I'll do you one better: 'As African as fried chicken, grape soda, malt liquor, menthol cigarettes, watermelon, and seasoning salt'.

I've lost my appetite for pie: jus gibsmedat muhfuggin fried chicken leg, muhfuggin gay Murican empire faggots.