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TyroneNiggums on scored.co
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Here is my Yakub-brained nigga bro, u/FeloniusNiggums.
You can see within dat head dat he has two brains just like Yakub. A truly fastidious, intellectual, scholarly nigga, just like me, my bro.
I quit muh job at tha Harvard Sociology Department to be a developuh like muh Igbo ancestahs in Nigeria, but I came back to tha States to get hold of drugs n sheeeit. I can only get opioids like tapentadol and tramadol in Nigeria n every man and his dog be takin' these little red tablets. Dey call em 'Red' or 'Wonim Red' or some sheeeit like that. Weak-ass niggers be droppin' dead from jus' 225mg tablets while I can't even get high from like 400mg or 450mg. Weak-ass opioids.
I can also get sumthin that is probably Double K or K2 or whateva dey call it. Looks like marijuana at first glance but is some synthetic sheeeit made with chemicals imported from Britain or China or sumthin. Weak-ass niggers be dying from this sheeeit cuz they can't handle it n I gotta admit that even a strong-ass nigga like me has trouble smoking dat sheeeit.
It's cuz tha drugs suck in Nigeria dat I gotta come back to tha States to get my fix, cuz I be craving tha real sheeeit.
Now, I've been laying off smokin' George Floyd's pure fentanyl bone dust, and decided to get back into hallucinogens. I been takin' LSD, MDMA, and psilocybin all at once, seein' George Floyd's head flyna around being chased by Derek Chauvin's leg n all kinds of sheeeit. Sheeeeit's craaaaazy, mane.
My bro Felonius got busted for drugs n dey took dis photo of him, but it only shows jus' how intelligent he is. A truly Yakub-brained scientistic nigguh, muh bro Felonius.
You can see within dat head dat he has two brains just like Yakub. A truly fastidious, intellectual, scholarly nigga, just like me, my bro.
I quit muh job at tha Harvard Sociology Department to be a developuh like muh Igbo ancestahs in Nigeria, but I came back to tha States to get hold of drugs n sheeeit. I can only get opioids like tapentadol and tramadol in Nigeria n every man and his dog be takin' these little red tablets. Dey call em 'Red' or 'Wonim Red' or some sheeeit like that. Weak-ass niggers be droppin' dead from jus' 225mg tablets while I can't even get high from like 400mg or 450mg. Weak-ass opioids.
I can also get sumthin that is probably Double K or K2 or whateva dey call it. Looks like marijuana at first glance but is some synthetic sheeeit made with chemicals imported from Britain or China or sumthin. Weak-ass niggers be dying from this sheeeit cuz they can't handle it n I gotta admit that even a strong-ass nigga like me has trouble smoking dat sheeeit.
It's cuz tha drugs suck in Nigeria dat I gotta come back to tha States to get my fix, cuz I be craving tha real sheeeit.
Now, I've been laying off smokin' George Floyd's pure fentanyl bone dust, and decided to get back into hallucinogens. I been takin' LSD, MDMA, and psilocybin all at once, seein' George Floyd's head flyna around being chased by Derek Chauvin's leg n all kinds of sheeeit. Sheeeeit's craaaaazy, mane.
My bro Felonius got busted for drugs n dey took dis photo of him, but it only shows jus' how intelligent he is. A truly Yakub-brained scientistic nigguh, muh bro Felonius.