I've got some savings from wageslaving and I've got a lot of time on my hands but little to do. I thank God that I'm not in some hedonistic stupor with porn or drugs or alcohol or something but really I'm kind of lost. What are some goals I can set for myself. Clearly this forum is full of enlightened White Christian men and so of course I'm grateful to have the best group of people on the whole entire earth to ask. Should I look for a wife? Study something to get a decent career going?
Long Answer: Music theory describes the best ways to operate those instruments in a much more fluent manner than just mashing some cowboy chords (*which is fun, too*).
Here's what I did:
I got a cheap pawnshop keyboard and a book called *Piano for Dummies* from the library and plunked my way through it. That gave me enough to dive into another book, *Music Theory for Dummies*. And then when I picked up the guitar I read *Rock Guitar for Dummies* and by then it was super easy.
My guitar is sitting in my lap right this minute.
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**Moral:** *embrace your inner "dummy" and there's not much you can't learn how to do.*
i'm in charge of an OST for a game that'll need a chunk of guitar sometime soon (in the coming months) and while i can write riffs, they're too complicated for me to play. i make do with VSTs usually but the real deal is always better. might be interested in hiring you for a song or two when the time comes.