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Today I saw a white kid get into a lowrider shitbox truck complete with sanded primer paint job and chrome accents. I pulled out of the parking lot and he caught up to me at the light. He was blasting Mexican rap music. I don’t think white Mexicans do day labor and where I live I have to assume this is some farmers disappointment of a son. What do you even call something like this, wigback, taco wigger?