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Consoom Ozempic (media.scored.co)
posted 1 month ago by USSDefiantJazz on scored.co (+1 / -0 / +59Score on mirror )
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IGOexiled on scored.co
1 month ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 2 children
Everyone gets one hundred thousand hamburgers. If you eat them in your first 40 years you won't see 50.

It's like every critter gets its 1 billion heartbeats... And we increase the rate with exercise and jerking off and all that.
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Welp... I certainly downed way more than a thousand burgers in my life

Looks like i'm going to "retire early"
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BlippiIsAPedo on scored.co
1 month ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
2 billion heart beats for mammals
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