Oh the horror
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'I'm really concerned for my daughter. She's almost 18 and she still hasn't had her first abortion yet. She doesn't even sell pictures of her butthole online. I know because I looked everywhere for them and I can't find them. Just the other day some of the migrants that loiter around her school tried to coax her into their rape van, and not only did she not get in, she ran the other way. How do I best help my daughter out of this strange behavioral rut and guide her through these necessary hurdles of womanhood before she becomes a nazi?'