Just buy a piece of land, and live in the woods………
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There are some nice plates, and soft armor that are the shapes of back packs now that don’t take up much space still allowing you to use it as a backpack/dailypack. This makes way more sense to me to the averge person, especially if they’re out and about a lot. I’m torn on it because a backpack could make you more of a target for thieving ass niggers though.