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posted 3 days ago by derjudenjager on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +39Score on mirror )
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derjudenjager on scored.co
3 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
QRD for the unitiated:
>Venezuela is the #1 oil reserve in the world
>Venezuelans elect socialists and they nationalize the oil production by stealing the Americans' infrastructures, cutting them off from the profits
>Americans seething ever since
>enter Israel
>in a bid to create a new superpower in the Middle East (Greater Israel), Jews topple every country around them with American help, except Iran
>Iran and Venezuela become natural allies against Amerijews, at least economically
>Jews try to weaken Iran with the Abraham Accords (a series of normalization agreements between Israel and several Arab nations, backed by the US)
>they fail
>Jews move on to the Isaac Accords to expand their influence in Latin America
>pro-regime change Venezuelan opposition (lead by Nobel Peace Prize winning foid, Machado) is allied with the Israeli Likud Party
>along with American officials and pro-Israel think tanks like the FDD, they keep claiming "oy vey, Caracas is allying with Hezbollah and Hamas" with zero evidence
>Trump government makes up more false charges about narcoterrorism (WMD accusations would have been too on the nose, especially right after bombing Iran)
>US military invades Venezuela and carries out the regime change, hoping it will cause a domino effect in all of Latin America and isolate Iran, which will then be primed for annihilation
>as a nice bonus, once the puppet Machado government is installed, all Venezuelan oil can finally be transformed into foreign aid to Israel

TL;DR: Venezuela is Iraq 2.0
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