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GizzardPuke on scored.co
10 days ago1 point(+0/-0/+1Score on mirror)
I would have to lie to the question:-
"Why do you want to convert to Judaism?"
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.
I would have to lie to the question:-
"Why do you want to convert to Judaism?"
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.