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GizzardPuke on scored.co
10 days ago-2 points(+0/-0/-2Score on mirror)1 child
That's OK, I could be like Walter in "The Big Lebowski", in fact I definitely think that should be part of my Jewish persona. Sexy, upwardly-mobile, wealthy, astute, pious, business savvy yet a complete and utter motherfucking blowhard to add colour. The Jews initially despise me and dump Cynthia's dog on me which I take bowling.
I would ingratiate myself to them, not by fucking kids but would be perfectly happy to run a porn site, a crypto scheme or a ponzi scheme because it's normies; who's looking?
How wide do you think my brim should be? Does the width of the brim denote anything in Jewish circles? Should I get a Jewish hood ornament on my car?
10 days ago1 point(+0/-0/+1Score on mirror)1 child
Thinking about it, you could also just lie your way into it. Just pretend you are a jew, and tell tales about the things you did. They'd probably even appreciate that. In the case they try to call you out, tell them how you feel persecuted, and how that hasn't changed for millennia. Tell them your mum was roasted crispy in the holocaust and how you were forced to hide your jewish identity.
You wouldn't have to do anything substantial, just lie all the time. So you can wear a jew-cap and just show up to their events. If they want some paper with proof, just fabricate it.
Your job? You were a humble happy merchant giving out sharkloans at cutthroat interest rates. As such you had some friends who sometimes beat the shit out of people for being unable to pay back in time.
And you tried to do a crypto-scam rugpull as many do, but it didn't work out.
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.
I would ingratiate myself to them, not by fucking kids but would be perfectly happy to run a porn site, a crypto scheme or a ponzi scheme because it's normies; who's looking?
How wide do you think my brim should be? Does the width of the brim denote anything in Jewish circles? Should I get a Jewish hood ornament on my car?
You wouldn't have to do anything substantial, just lie all the time. So you can wear a jew-cap and just show up to their events. If they want some paper with proof, just fabricate it.
Your job? You were a humble happy merchant giving out sharkloans at cutthroat interest rates. As such you had some friends who sometimes beat the shit out of people for being unable to pay back in time.
And you tried to do a crypto-scam rugpull as many do, but it didn't work out.
I would have to lie to the question:-
"Why do you want to convert to Judaism?"
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.