You are viewing a single comment's thread. View all
-4
GizzardPuke on scored.co
11 days ago-4 points(+0/-0/-4Score on mirror)3 children
The Maduro arrest is such fucking gold that if it benefits "The International Jew" (how is not explained in this brain-fart) then maybe I should chuck a kippah on and grow the side of my motherfucking head out.
I will credit you with converting me.
Edit:- Do they wear the tiny hats with the prayer locks or the weird flat-brimmed Peruvian style, snapper-head hats when rocking prayer locks, cause the fuck I know? I need to rock the prayer locks, they are just so retarded that they are custom designed for me. Which fucking hat do I buy?
I wanna go for a cool, sexy, obviously wealthy yet still outwardly pious Jewish persona, one who can quote the motherfucking Kabbalah (fuck that shit is bad but when in Rome) and yet still bed the beautiful woman and pour a world class Martini (shaken and stirred) to boot. Ima put my house on the market now.
I am thinking the Flat-Brimmed hat like what Tom Hardy rocked in "Peaky Blinders" will work best for that visual mix of pious religiosity, sex appeal and astute Jew-infused business sense. It can also be worn at jaunty-angles to make a point:- https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/tom-hardy-as-alfie-solomons-in-peaky-blinders.jpg
10 days ago2 points(+0/-0/+2Score on mirror)1 child
> I will credit you with converting me.
You cannot convert to judaism. You are a subhuman slave to them, and always will be. Unless you get into wealth and power, marry a yenta, and they accept you into their family. For which you are required to betray your own kind or commit acts of malevolence, like fucking children, faggotry, running a crypto scheme or other types of frauds.
10 days ago-2 points(+0/-0/-2Score on mirror)1 child
That's OK, I could be like Walter in "The Big Lebowski", in fact I definitely think that should be part of my Jewish persona. Sexy, upwardly-mobile, wealthy, astute, pious, business savvy yet a complete and utter motherfucking blowhard to add colour. The Jews initially despise me and dump Cynthia's dog on me which I take bowling.
I would ingratiate myself to them, not by fucking kids but would be perfectly happy to run a porn site, a crypto scheme or a ponzi scheme because it's normies; who's looking?
How wide do you think my brim should be? Does the width of the brim denote anything in Jewish circles? Should I get a Jewish hood ornament on my car?
10 days ago1 point(+0/-0/+1Score on mirror)1 child
Thinking about it, you could also just lie your way into it. Just pretend you are a jew, and tell tales about the things you did. They'd probably even appreciate that. In the case they try to call you out, tell them how you feel persecuted, and how that hasn't changed for millennia. Tell them your mum was roasted crispy in the holocaust and how you were forced to hide your jewish identity.
You wouldn't have to do anything substantial, just lie all the time. So you can wear a jew-cap and just show up to their events. If they want some paper with proof, just fabricate it.
Your job? You were a humble happy merchant giving out sharkloans at cutthroat interest rates. As such you had some friends who sometimes beat the shit out of people for being unable to pay back in time.
And you tried to do a crypto-scam rugpull as many do, but it didn't work out.
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.
I am surprised the replacement is able to cross the threshold for conscious perception for this board since it's not a Jew.
Trump could temporarily install an [Obama Chia Pet](https://lime.energy/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1_3_1628938344612.jpg) into this position and I am still for it.
Trump said the stolen election would come out over the next few months.
Where did Smartmatic originate?
Where was the first election it overthrew?
Who did it elect?
What elections in what other countries did it throw?
Now we can hear straight from the horses mouth.
This is just one single aspect of this God Tier move.
Concern trolling? Behold the field where I grow my [fucks to give](https://www.worldatlas.com/upload/4a/9b/e4/shutterstock-1156158103.jpg
)
Edit:- Trump warning to this mouthy puppet - "If she doesn’t do what’s right, she is going to pay a very big price...probably bigger than Maduro!"
She will fold like a cheap lawn chair and once again; this is GOLD !
Bonus Kek:- “Colombia is very sick too, run by a SICK man who likes making COCAlNE & selling it to the U.S.” “He’s not going to be doing it very long.” - President Trump.
I will credit you with converting me.
Edit:- Do they wear the tiny hats with the prayer locks or the weird flat-brimmed Peruvian style, snapper-head hats when rocking prayer locks, cause the fuck I know? I need to rock the prayer locks, they are just so retarded that they are custom designed for me. Which fucking hat do I buy?
I wanna go for a cool, sexy, obviously wealthy yet still outwardly pious Jewish persona, one who can quote the motherfucking Kabbalah (fuck that shit is bad but when in Rome) and yet still bed the beautiful woman and pour a world class Martini (shaken and stirred) to boot. Ima put my house on the market now.
>I’M GONNA JOIN THE JEWS NOW!
Amazing.
You cannot convert to judaism. You are a subhuman slave to them, and always will be. Unless you get into wealth and power, marry a yenta, and they accept you into their family. For which you are required to betray your own kind or commit acts of malevolence, like fucking children, faggotry, running a crypto scheme or other types of frauds.
I would ingratiate myself to them, not by fucking kids but would be perfectly happy to run a porn site, a crypto scheme or a ponzi scheme because it's normies; who's looking?
How wide do you think my brim should be? Does the width of the brim denote anything in Jewish circles? Should I get a Jewish hood ornament on my car?
You wouldn't have to do anything substantial, just lie all the time. So you can wear a jew-cap and just show up to their events. If they want some paper with proof, just fabricate it.
Your job? You were a humble happy merchant giving out sharkloans at cutthroat interest rates. As such you had some friends who sometimes beat the shit out of people for being unable to pay back in time.
And you tried to do a crypto-scam rugpull as many do, but it didn't work out.
I would have to lie to the question:-
"Why do you want to convert to Judaism?"
"Because a literal Oracle, a soothsayer, a diligent prognosticator and artisan diviner of irrefutable truth on "ConsumeProduct" told me that the Maduro operation was a Jewish move and I just knew in my heart of hearts that I didn't even have to ask why.
OP is second only to the burning bush in pure, unadulterated omnipotence. The Maduro snatch therefore, was just such a boss move that the air around me crackled with a strange electrical potential and in a flash I was instantly transmogrified to hyper Jewishness notwithstanding the motherfucking Gefilte fish. When do I get the hat?"
I will probably have to go into character for that one.
Trump could temporarily install an [Obama Chia Pet](https://lime.energy/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1_3_1628938344612.jpg) into this position and I am still for it.
Trump said the stolen election would come out over the next few months.
Where did Smartmatic originate?
Where was the first election it overthrew?
Who did it elect?
What elections in what other countries did it throw?
Now we can hear straight from the horses mouth.
This is just one single aspect of this God Tier move.
Concern trolling? Behold the field where I grow my [fucks to give](https://www.worldatlas.com/upload/4a/9b/e4/shutterstock-1156158103.jpg
)
Edit:- Trump warning to this mouthy puppet - "If she doesn’t do what’s right, she is going to pay a very big price...probably bigger than Maduro!"
She will fold like a cheap lawn chair and once again; this is GOLD !
Bonus Kek:- “Colombia is very sick too, run by a SICK man who likes making COCAlNE & selling it to the U.S.” “He’s not going to be doing it very long.” - President Trump.