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dodgy on scored.co
11 days ago5 points(+0/-0/+5Score on mirror)
His story is that when he was nine months old he crawled into the bear and eagle cage and climbed into the eagles sphincter and up into the colon. When the bird was sick and taken to the vet he climbed out again and killed all the vet staff, commandeered a motorcycle and rode away to safety.