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When he bought his Grape Drank, then he realize he ain't got no mo' money for a pack of menthol ciggies. So he jus' axe for a 'loosey'. Like a single ciggy. But Karen didn't know what a 'loosey' was. Thought he was axing bout something like muhdik n sheeit. Karen didn't have any menthol ciggies, anyway.
It was jus a misunderstanding bout menthol cigarettes, mane. Like, she didn't have to spray him n sheeeeit, sheesh! We solved tha problem by stealin'... I mean... boostin' a whole *box* of menthol ciggies from a store across tha street.
Once I got a big-brained, high-82-IQ idea: I'd make my own menthol ciggies by boostin' regular ciggies and some Mentos n putting the two together. Didn't work coz Da'Quantavious drank some Coca-Cola when he smoked the Mentos-filled ciggie, and it exploded on him. Can't blame niggers for tryna make it in tha wurl, tho.
Now I'm here smokin' my favourite combination: an acid spliff n two zig-zags filled with high-quality zaza, got all three of em hangin out my mouth rite now, with my man Da'Quantavious, laughing about this video spreading around tha internet while higher than the crack asteroid belt George Floyd found outside of this galaxy.
Q: Why did the nigger cross the road?
A: To steal something on the other side.