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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
30 days ago5 points(+0/-0/+5Score on mirror)
I built this bad ass castle but after I faked my death and sent a doppelganger's head to the sultan i had to go into hiding since the Ottoman Empire advanced on to the Byzantine.
Now I live in a stealth compound invisible from satellite imagery.
I've used tree canopy to hide much of the above ground structure and I have a labyrinth of underground passage ways. The only objects possibly visible from satellite are the solar panels that require open air exposure to sunlight.
I never get tax appraised because the government does not know there is any domicile on the land. I do have to pay property tax on the land, itself, though. From any road way it looks overgrown and not of high value. Around the entire perimeter i purposely planted dense vines, thorns, thickets and brush that is razor sharp and dense with snakes that love such a habitat. No lazy government servant would risk getting cut the fuck up by thorns sharper than razor blades to venture past the dense perimeter to inspect what otherwise looks like uncultivated land. Inside is my compound and enough weapons and ammo for a full revolt and enough defenses to hold off SWAT teams
Now I live in a stealth compound invisible from satellite imagery.
I've used tree canopy to hide much of the above ground structure and I have a labyrinth of underground passage ways. The only objects possibly visible from satellite are the solar panels that require open air exposure to sunlight.
I never get tax appraised because the government does not know there is any domicile on the land. I do have to pay property tax on the land, itself, though. From any road way it looks overgrown and not of high value. Around the entire perimeter i purposely planted dense vines, thorns, thickets and brush that is razor sharp and dense with snakes that love such a habitat. No lazy government servant would risk getting cut the fuck up by thorns sharper than razor blades to venture past the dense perimeter to inspect what otherwise looks like uncultivated land. Inside is my compound and enough weapons and ammo for a full revolt and enough defenses to hold off SWAT teams