This young White couple made a comment in earshot of me how there's lots of black Santas this year. I reactively blurted out: "yeah, they steal your presents from under the Christmas tree." The girl started embarrass chuckling and without missing a beat the guy said: "if you're bad, instead of getting coal you get a black Santa."
Was a great interaction.
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TyroneNiggums on scored.co
14 days ago6 points(+0/-0/+6Score on mirror)1 child
Sheeeeeeit, nigguh. I thought I wuz being smart n sheeeit, coz I wanted to steal all dem presents and have an excuse for being in people's cribz at tha same time. And, like, coz Santa wuz black n sheeeit coz everything good wuz black n sheeit, and we wuz Santa jus like we wuz kangz, and, you know, there are some pretty good arguments for the real Santa being black.
Well, turns out all dem broke-ass niggers been copying muh hustle and now muh hustle ain't no good no more. Fat-ass niggers been getting stuck in people's chimneys. Dead fat-ass niggers been burning in em. People be wondering why they seen Santa multiple times in one night. People be wondering why Santa's been leaving them with less presents and not more. People be tired of hearing the excuse that Santa gives when a gun be pointed at him, that he jus wearing blackface and now people be thinking that Santa be one racist-ass cracKKKa.
It's all coz bitch-ass niggers with their 49 or 59 or wateva low-ass IQs be ruining everything for us real niggas with our high 82 IQ's. Like, people be tired of seeing Santa with no sleigh and no reindeer: because I'm a high-IQ nigga, I got those things. To get them high, high in the sky, I give them some of George Floyd's fentanyl bone dust, to make em' fly, I have em smoke some crack asteroids that I brought back from outer space when I been high enough to be out there, a psychonaut doin' astronomy tha way George Floyd did. I give em' these uppers and downers when I need them to go up and down to land on people's cribz and then take off again. Rudolph's been 'chasing the dragon', alright... all across the sky and around tha wurld.
Looks like I need to find a new, even higher IQ hustle... I got it! Ima try being tha Tooth Fairy next.
Well, turns out all dem broke-ass niggers been copying muh hustle and now muh hustle ain't no good no more. Fat-ass niggers been getting stuck in people's chimneys. Dead fat-ass niggers been burning in em. People be wondering why they seen Santa multiple times in one night. People be wondering why Santa's been leaving them with less presents and not more. People be tired of hearing the excuse that Santa gives when a gun be pointed at him, that he jus wearing blackface and now people be thinking that Santa be one racist-ass cracKKKa.
It's all coz bitch-ass niggers with their 49 or 59 or wateva low-ass IQs be ruining everything for us real niggas with our high 82 IQ's. Like, people be tired of seeing Santa with no sleigh and no reindeer: because I'm a high-IQ nigga, I got those things. To get them high, high in the sky, I give them some of George Floyd's fentanyl bone dust, to make em' fly, I have em smoke some crack asteroids that I brought back from outer space when I been high enough to be out there, a psychonaut doin' astronomy tha way George Floyd did. I give em' these uppers and downers when I need them to go up and down to land on people's cribz and then take off again. Rudolph's been 'chasing the dragon', alright... all across the sky and around tha wurld.
Looks like I need to find a new, even higher IQ hustle... I got it! Ima try being tha Tooth Fairy next.