Jeets exploding due to incompetence
(media.scored.co)
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'Confiscated explosives'? More like confiscated explosive-hot curry.
The previous stockpile of curry was already fully deployed into the Ganges during the 'Ganges Guzzling for Ganesh' festival. It led to some trucks careening into crowds after their drivers developed a case of the Cherno-belly, but the damage wasn't what we were hoping for.
We thought: 'What if we get curry that is even more concentrated and potent? Maybe that will do the trick?'
We successfully smuggled it into India, but before we could get it to the Ganges... the police smelled this wafting curry and confiscated it, the bloody benchods! They opened the back of the truck and saw these chests of curry, pure and glistening. 'It must be a gift from Ganesh!', they said. Predictably, they started mixing it with cocaine and getting high on their own supply of this crazy curry crack cocaine combination.
Then Constable Dinesh overdosed. It was like a piece of the Sun emanated from him... that's how explosively hot the curry was. He was screaming that he was so high on this curry crack cocaine that he was inside the Sun itself. Then he detonated like something nuclear and set off a chain reaction. Numerous police officers exploded, and then the entire curry crack cocaine stockpile. Levelled the entire police station and most of the neighbourhood.
Needless to say, we're back to the drawing board.
The previous stockpile of curry was already fully deployed into the Ganges during the 'Ganges Guzzling for Ganesh' festival. It led to some trucks careening into crowds after their drivers developed a case of the Cherno-belly, but the damage wasn't what we were hoping for.
We thought: 'What if we get curry that is even more concentrated and potent? Maybe that will do the trick?'
We successfully smuggled it into India, but before we could get it to the Ganges... the police smelled this wafting curry and confiscated it, the bloody benchods! They opened the back of the truck and saw these chests of curry, pure and glistening. 'It must be a gift from Ganesh!', they said. Predictably, they started mixing it with cocaine and getting high on their own supply of this crazy curry crack cocaine combination.
Then Constable Dinesh overdosed. It was like a piece of the Sun emanated from him... that's how explosively hot the curry was. He was screaming that he was so high on this curry crack cocaine that he was inside the Sun itself. Then he detonated like something nuclear and set off a chain reaction. Numerous police officers exploded, and then the entire curry crack cocaine stockpile. Levelled the entire police station and most of the neighbourhood.
Needless to say, we're back to the drawing board.
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