Consume Product

Yup, because if Dep Heads don't waste all of their allocated money, they'll get less next year.

I created a Tea and Coffee Club when I was a young public servant. For $2 a week, I'd keep simple tea and coffee and sugar supplies in the kitchen.

We had about 20 members in the Club. Within a month, nobody continues paying but everyone kept consuming. I cancelled that initiative within two months after only three names remained on the list, but when I returned to the floor with a plastic grocery bag containing four cartons of milk, 50 public servants stood with their mugs in hand.

I loaded the fridge and waited in the kitchen for five minutes. None of the public servants entered because they were all mingling outside, waiting for me to leave so they could steal the milk.

There's something seriously wrong with public servants.

Filthy fucking monsters.