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jeet attention span (twitter.com)
posted 13 days ago by GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +25Score on mirror )
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LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
13 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 4 children
i really dont understand, why is being hit by a train so prolific that the indian government has banned jeets from using cell phones near train tracks. And you know exactly where the train is going to be, on the tracks. And they are extremely large and nosy so you know when they are near.

I just do not understand.
AgnosticTemplar on scored.co
13 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Probably something to do with their reincarnation myths. Like there's stories from the colonial days of the juggernaut, a massive temple on wheels, where devoted would throw themselves before it to be crushed. So being killed by a train might be seen as a good death that will ensure they come back as something preferable.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
13 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I'm surprised they aren't more grateful to the British for installing these reincarnation assembly lines.
WeedleTLiar on scored.co
13 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 2 children
There's no stupid like "hit by a 200-ton, half-mile long juggernaut of screetching metal and blaring horns that runs on a track" stupid.

But in this case, it's actually a religious thing. Jeets can go to dahl-hallah if they die under something huge.
HEXEN on scored.co
13 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
Dahl-hallah 🤣
LesboPregnancyScare on scored.co
12 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
jeetism is paganism that survived into modernity. that is how backwards they are.
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
13 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
the ignorance of nons is a truly a marvel to behold
Kaizen on scored.co
13 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
There’s a lot of things missing inside these creatures. Their natural tendency to scam, shit anywhere, and rape any living thing, are some things that just are, and it’s something I believe isn’t worth understanding. There’s a reason these creatures are used as literal bio weapons.
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