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posted 11 days ago by ScallionPancake on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror )
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CatoTheElder on scored.co
11 days ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 1 child
1,199,999,990 to go. Oh wait 5000 more just crawled from their spawning pools.
myke on scored.co
10 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Its the river. I got this theory, see, that they're actually, biologically, a fungus. The river carries their spores and youth-pods under the floating carcasses and garbage until it hatches, spewing forth the new spore to go infect more of the Earth.
CatoTheElder on scored.co
10 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
You might just be on to something. At least they aren't green.
myke on scored.co
9 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yet.

This is not their final form. Part two of my theory involves them coagulating and morphing into one giant ball of fingered-rice, shit and hair.

That might be green, for all we know.
shmuklipoopoo on scored.co
11 days ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Open flame near a sewer?
ScallionPancake on scored.co
10 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Holy sewer*
BreadandWinePilled on scored.co
10 days ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Looks like that did a whole $2,000 in damage.
ScallionPancake on scored.co
10 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Killing jeets is a positive, so it's probably negative $5000 in damage.
USSDefiantJazz on scored.co
10 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
**I hate pajeets.**
Dr_CreamKing on scored.co
10 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Just looks like normal India to me can't tell the difference
newuser8 on scored.co
10 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
And all of them were software engineers
RealWildRanter on scored.co
10 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Did someone open a Taco Bell over there?

Yur curry cow dung taco is reedy saar!
ScallionPancake on scored.co
10 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
My guess is that a pakistani scam baiter redeemed a bomb gift card.
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
11 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Obligatory emoji spam: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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myke on scored.co
10 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
You forgot to put BREAKING in the title.

Be better. Okay? Be. Better.
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
10 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
stfu kyke
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myke on scored.co
9 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Useful idiots exist. Not everyone is a main character, Jimmy.
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ScallionPancake on scored.co
9 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
You are butthurt because youโ€™re indian
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myke on scored.co
9 days ago -1 points (+0 / -0 / -1Score on mirror ) 1 child
You're a dumbass who can't read context or tone.
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