jew 1: "Nice watch you got there moshe."
jew 2: "Thanks, my dad sold it to me before he passed."
jew 2: "Thanks, my dad sold it to me before he passed."
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"my dad sold it to me on his deathbed" is the punchline to this one. Otherwise it's just his dad selling him a watch at any time before dieing...
What does the jewish pedophile say?
"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
A classic from Gran Torino: A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar. The barkeeper says: Get the fuck out of here.
"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
A classic from Gran Torino: A Mexican, a Jew and a colored guy walk into a bar. The barkeeper says: Get the fuck out of here.
*I made these up. The first is subtle because it begs one specific answer, which makes it fun to use in social media to provoke others:*
**"Why don't we have hoIocaust memorial museums for the two billion people who died when Alderaan exploded?"**
*Followed by:*
**"Please don't think I'm racist - most of my friends are lampshades."**
**"Why don't we have hoIocaust memorial museums for the two billion people who died when Alderaan exploded?"**
*Followed by:*
**"Please don't think I'm racist - most of my friends are lampshades."**
So, there's a dump truck driver, transporting a load of bowling balls and as he's driving down the highway he sees a couple niggers pushing a two seat bike with a flat wheel. The driver pulls over tells them to hop in the back so he can drop them off at the nearest town. They happily agreed and tossed the bike in the back of the truck then climbed up in.
Down the road a ways, the driver gets pulled over by a cop and the cop walks up to the back of the truck to have a peek before talking to the driver. As soon as he looks in the back, he screams and runs back to his car. Then he gets on the radio and shouts, "I'm going to need a bunch more units over here immediately! This dump truck driver has a load of nigger eggs in the back and two already hatched and stole a bike!"
Down the road a ways, the driver gets pulled over by a cop and the cop walks up to the back of the truck to have a peek before talking to the driver. As soon as he looks in the back, he screams and runs back to his car. Then he gets on the radio and shouts, "I'm going to need a bunch more units over here immediately! This dump truck driver has a load of nigger eggs in the back and two already hatched and stole a bike!"
Q: What do you call a fat Chinaman?
A: A chunk.
A: A chunk.
Q. What do you call a bus full of yids, niggers, and jeets driving off of the edge of a cliff in America?
A. National CleanUp Day.
Q. What do you call a bus full of Abos, yids, niggers, and jeets driving off of the edge of a cliff in Australia?
A. Clean Up Australia Day.
Q. What do you call the worldwide genocide of all Abos, yids, niggers, and jeets?
A. World Cleanup Day.
A. National CleanUp Day.
Q. What do you call a bus full of Abos, yids, niggers, and jeets driving off of the edge of a cliff in Australia?
A. Clean Up Australia Day.
Q. What do you call the worldwide genocide of all Abos, yids, niggers, and jeets?
A. World Cleanup Day.
How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. One to hold the ladder, one to change it, and the rest to talk about how persecuted they were while they all changed it.
How do you starve a black?
Put his ebt in his work boots.
What do you do when you see a black with a bleeding hole in his chest?
Stop laughing and reload.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in midair in the dark?
Drop it nigger.
Who is faster than a black man running away with your TV?
His homie with your ps5.
Put his ebt in his work boots.
What do you do when you see a black with a bleeding hole in his chest?
Stop laughing and reload.
What did the black kid get for Christmas?
Your bike.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in midair in the dark?
Drop it nigger.
Who is faster than a black man running away with your TV?
His homie with your ps5.
Toast message
Prison.
The defendant.
Nigger