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Traditional religious hats
posted 1 month ago by DragonsDontEatSoy on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror )
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Lots of religions have their own hats. The jews've got spodiks, shtreimels, and yarmulkes; Muslims have taqiyahs and turbans; various Christian denominations have their assortment of hats: mitres, wideawake hats, kolpaks, birettas, galeros, et cetera; people who worship science have oxford caps, pastafarians have spaghetti colanders; and the traditional hat of Gnostics is perhaps the easiest of all religious headgear to craft: the aluminium foil pickelhaube
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steele2 on scored.co
1 month ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 3 children
[The jws have the most retarded hats.](https://i.redd.it/xplz245ca9n71.jpg)

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This is why ((( they ))) stole our classical formal black suit.

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DragonsDontEatSoy on scored.co
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Their hats are downright comical. Just the word yarmulke carries the vibe of subversiveness.

Did you know the planet Saturn has a hexagonal yarmulke?
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BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
1 month ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
That top hat was required by law to prevent shapeshifting.
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green_man on scored.co
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Don't forget the "tefillin", aka the retarded box they strap to their head.
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