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TyroneNiggums on scored.co
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You can see that dat be one high-tech, late-modern, Information Age nigger rite there. We ain't jungle jigaboos no mo'; we upgraded to concrete jungle jigaboos.
You can see in tha eyes that he be one real rocket surgeon, thinking 'bout how to dissect dem rockets in order to examine dey anatomy n sheeeit. Articulate, erudite n fastidious scholarly niggers are finna get us to Mars and beyond. Only George Floyd has seen wetin is out there when he be real high overloading his cores on fentanyl n sheeeit, but the rest of us niggers need to see what he, the greatest of all fentaniggers, has seen.
Who needs the Oyinbo/White man's science wen we can look into tha mind of a dissected rocket while on fentanyl and use the powers of said fentanyl to see wat dat rocket sees? Dat rocket will not want anyone to think that it has not been into space, because people will think that it is a failed rocket. Therefore, dat rocket will want us to think that it has been into outer space, dat it is a success rocket, and it will show us visions of outer space to prove to us that it can. This is just one example of how nigger Reason and Science is vastly superior to Oyinbo science. It jus' takes some fentaniggers and a dissected rocket to achieve wetin the Oyinbo needs huge amounts of money and time to pull off.
Dis nigger's eyes betray that he has clearly arrived at the same conclusion. Though not as big-brained as Yakub, who created the Oyinbo, you can see that dat he is going to lead we niggers into outer space through fentanyl-fuelled visions given to us by rockets dissected with surgical precision.
All the while, the Oyinbo does all sorts of wasteful sheeeit like tryna physically launch himself high up into space. Don't make rockets angry by tryna do such things. Do they really want to travel a long way and carry heavy loads like you with them? No! Jus' look wetin happened to Musk's rockets n sheeeiit? They angrily, furiously explode. Jus' look at how obese some people are these days? Think how hard the rocket must struggle to lift that person up into the sky. It will realize that the person is too heavy and be unable to continue lifting, crashing into the ground. Look at how stupid the Oyinbo is, doin' sheeit like dis? Tryna' raise obese people too heavy to lift up a flight of stairs far into the sky? Pure madness!
Put simply, why waste time doin' such sheeeit when drugs can get people, especially obese people, way higher than any spacecraft and so-called hallucinations tell us all you need to know about everything? No spacecraft are harmed in the making of nigger science, unlike Oyinbo science.
Nigerian philosopher Ekechukwu Kant had this all figured out in his *Critique of Oyinbo Reason.* We wuz kangz and our black bitches wuz kweenz. We had flyin' pyramids when the Oyinbo was in caves. But the Oyinbo stole all our sheeeit and is doin' everything wrong. We niggers will make everything right with drugs and hallucinashuns n sheeit. Soon, no one will view it as a joke when we say dat we are space kangz and kweenz.
You can see in tha eyes that he be one real rocket surgeon, thinking 'bout how to dissect dem rockets in order to examine dey anatomy n sheeeit. Articulate, erudite n fastidious scholarly niggers are finna get us to Mars and beyond. Only George Floyd has seen wetin is out there when he be real high overloading his cores on fentanyl n sheeeit, but the rest of us niggers need to see what he, the greatest of all fentaniggers, has seen.
Who needs the Oyinbo/White man's science wen we can look into tha mind of a dissected rocket while on fentanyl and use the powers of said fentanyl to see wat dat rocket sees? Dat rocket will not want anyone to think that it has not been into space, because people will think that it is a failed rocket. Therefore, dat rocket will want us to think that it has been into outer space, dat it is a success rocket, and it will show us visions of outer space to prove to us that it can. This is just one example of how nigger Reason and Science is vastly superior to Oyinbo science. It jus' takes some fentaniggers and a dissected rocket to achieve wetin the Oyinbo needs huge amounts of money and time to pull off.
Dis nigger's eyes betray that he has clearly arrived at the same conclusion. Though not as big-brained as Yakub, who created the Oyinbo, you can see that dat he is going to lead we niggers into outer space through fentanyl-fuelled visions given to us by rockets dissected with surgical precision.
All the while, the Oyinbo does all sorts of wasteful sheeeit like tryna physically launch himself high up into space. Don't make rockets angry by tryna do such things. Do they really want to travel a long way and carry heavy loads like you with them? No! Jus' look wetin happened to Musk's rockets n sheeeiit? They angrily, furiously explode. Jus' look at how obese some people are these days? Think how hard the rocket must struggle to lift that person up into the sky. It will realize that the person is too heavy and be unable to continue lifting, crashing into the ground. Look at how stupid the Oyinbo is, doin' sheeit like dis? Tryna' raise obese people too heavy to lift up a flight of stairs far into the sky? Pure madness!
Put simply, why waste time doin' such sheeeit when drugs can get people, especially obese people, way higher than any spacecraft and so-called hallucinations tell us all you need to know about everything? No spacecraft are harmed in the making of nigger science, unlike Oyinbo science.
Nigerian philosopher Ekechukwu Kant had this all figured out in his *Critique of Oyinbo Reason.* We wuz kangz and our black bitches wuz kweenz. We had flyin' pyramids when the Oyinbo was in caves. But the Oyinbo stole all our sheeeit and is doin' everything wrong. We niggers will make everything right with drugs and hallucinashuns n sheeit. Soon, no one will view it as a joke when we say dat we are space kangz and kweenz.