27 days ago11 points(+0/-0/+11Score on mirror)3 children
This copypasta is so true:
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Yeah, someone posted that retard in Youtube Shorts and the comments section was full of retards saying "Sounds like he's a chill dewwd, sounds like you're just SAD, anon, sounds like you're a yikes incel with no friends, sounds like you're a SAD YIKES INCEL who HATES HAPPINESS and HAPPY PEOPLE, sounds like you're ABSENT of SUNLIGHT, how DARE you have STANDARDS BY WHICH YOU JUDDGE PEOPLE THAT I DON'T CONSIDER OBJECTIVELY MORAL AND MORALLY OBJECTIVE??!"
Yes, can fully confirm the BARCADE. I live in Toronto (a typical leftist "sanctuary" big city where these faggots like to congregate) and awhile back I went to a high school reunion. Well wouldn't you know it one of my old classmates perfectly fits the plebbit demographic. He even invited me to his birthday party which was held at a... BARCADE. I didn't go.
Imagine if you were writing the scripts for Saturday night live instead of jew faggots. Then it'd actually be funny, and help shame the negative aspects of jew culture. You nailed the dialogue.
I got into making beer once. I had the carboys. I had crates of reusable glass bottles. I made really good beer. But the hobby turned me into a fat alcoholic so I stopped.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Esp the BARCADE stuff
Toronto (or Moronto colloquially) is a den of degenerates and the proliferation of Neo-Mumbai which explains your intense disdain for jeets
I got into making beer once. I had the carboys. I had crates of reusable glass bottles. I made really good beer. But the hobby turned me into a fat alcoholic so I stopped.