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posted 1 month ago by Heliocentric on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +41Score on mirror )
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IGOexiled on scored.co
1 month ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 3 children
Burn it down with them inside and use the insurance payout to get a new house that isn't infested.

You can't kill them, but burning your own property.... *that's a civil matter.*
xxxxxxxxxxxx on scored.co
1 month ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Oy vey, that mortgage document says otherwise goy. Do not burn down Shekelstein's investment that he rents to you under the guise of a loan.
IGOexiled on scored.co
1 month ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
No matter where you go, the schnoz will sniff you out.

That's why the SciFi Novel Utopias are under the sea or in outer space: no smells.
JoePutin on scored.co
1 month ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Oh no a random electrical fire
BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 month ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Yup, and just blame them for the fire. There are places you can go to find out the best methods to fOOl an insurance company too. Plenty of plausible deniability out there frens.
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