A random nigwalker appears. He is staggering around my parking lot, hitting a vape and niggling over a phone, loudly. There's a plastic waterbottle he kicks as he wanders, always talking, sometimes batting it about with his feet until forgetting it's there. He casually leans against various cars; not mine, yet. It's concievable he knows the owners...
My car door is wide open and I'm observing him without him knowing.
What happens next?
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