I said it's 40 F *too hot*, that is, it is 40 degrees more than I can wear non-shorts in comfortably, that is, it's been in upper 70s, lower 80s for the last week or so.
Dude, the entire Midwest gets like that. Nigger climates would be the tropics, way hotter. And low 80s really isn't that hot, long as there's a bit of shade or breeze there's no problem hiking in pants.
Consider moving.