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# [2 men arrested after explosive device found under news media vehicle in Salt Lake City](https://bnonews.com/index.php/2025/09/2-men-arrested-after-explosive-device-found-under-news-media-vehicle-in-salt-lake-city/)
Police: "Hey, look, an IED. Wonder who put it there?"
FBI: "Oh, yeah. That's one of ou-- I mean, we'll take over from here."
*[15 minutes later]*
FBI: "Alright, boys. We found 'em. Man, just look at this place, guns, drugs and everything. They're so guilty, huh?"
Citizens: "How did you find them so quickly?"
FBI: *"STFU! YOU STFU! YOU DON'T ASK US ANYTHING! YOU WANNA BE INVESTIGATED NEXT, MOTHERFUCKER? YEAH, YOU STFU!"*
Police: "Hey, look, an IED. Wonder who put it there?"
FBI: "Oh, yeah. That's one of ou-- I mean, we'll take over from here."
*[15 minutes later]*
FBI: "Alright, boys. We found 'em. Man, just look at this place, guns, drugs and everything. They're so guilty, huh?"
Citizens: "How did you find them so quickly?"
FBI: *"STFU! YOU STFU! YOU DON'T ASK US ANYTHING! YOU WANNA BE INVESTIGATED NEXT, MOTHERFUCKER? YEAH, YOU STFU!"*