"OMG they killed Kirk!".
Me: "what is the right gonna do about it?".
"Prayer vigils!".
Me: "what about some sort of protest?".
"No we don't protest when they kill us, that's what the left does, that's wrong."
Summary: If the Boston Tea Party happened today right wingers would be bending over backwards to condemn the protest as "something the left does, not us."
Great line. Thank you