The average dogcel couple
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dogs bark and wake up entire neighborhoods. And are horny and need you to be their slave and walk them.
But if you want to have a nice dog I don't care as long as you're sane and don't bother people. And as long as it's not a shitbull obviously.
The most I have dogs of friends do is greet me either by walking up to me, or jumping on me for the first minute I’m there, and then maybe resting their head on my lap at most for the first minute after sitting down. They don’t jump all over me once seated(even the smaller ones) and they don’t tear my clothes up. The most I’ve ever had done to me which is annoying as fuck is a friends bigger dog would drool on me occasionally if it had just gotten water after being outside. To his credit though, he was an amazing alarm system/guard dog.
but you didn't provide the evidence.
Only fuckin retards will let cats destroy furniture etc. So that's not an argument.
You said that cats are completely useless, no shit, they're pets, what do you want them to do? Build a house? Cook for you?
If you're not a loud person you can enjoy them, pet them and listen to them purring which is nice. But as I said, loud people will always love dogs more, because they're louder , because they bark, and because they will jump on people and lick their face with the same tongue that they lick their balls and anus. And guess what, they will have no problem with it, as you just said.
I’m not sure in what regards you mean. I’m going to guess you mean smaller dogs jumping over your lap to get to an open spot on the couch. I understand that may be annoying to some including you, but I’ve never had an issue with this, and don’t see the issue with it. With that said, while I haven’t had cats do that, they have jumped up on the back of the couch, and rubbed up against my head to get attention, crawled onto my shoulder, and then on to my lap, and when I didn’t let them, they started pushing up against me harder, and/or kneading my lap.
“Only fuckin retards will let cats destroy furniture etc. So that's not an argument.”
Every house other than maybe one that has at least one cat has had this issue on at least one piece of furniture since none of them believe in removing their claws because it’s cruel(I agree). I’m not talking trashy nasty owners, and houses either.
“You said that cats are completely useless, no shit, they're pets, what do you want them to do? Build a house? Cook for you? If you're not a loud person you can enjoy them, pet them and listen to them purring which is nice. But as I said, loud people will always love dogs more, because they're louder , because they bark, and because they will jump on people and lick their face with the same tongue that they lick their balls and anus. And guess what, they will have no problem with it, as you just said.”
By useless(maybe my wording was harsh), I obviously mean using them for dual even quad purposes like you can with different dog breeds on top of just being a loving pet for entertainment, and laughs. As far as dog owners being “louder”, in general, I’d tend to agree with that. I’d also say they tend to be more outgoing, and lean more to the “right” by far than cat people. As far as dogs trying to lick your face after licking their balls, and anus, that’s super easy to avoid. Same goes for cats that try to lick you for affection, and attention after bathing their entire bodies with their tongue INCLUDING THEIR GENITALS after going to the bathroom at times.
In fact, all the white couples I know who moved in together either already had a dog, or got one to add a bit more responsibility in their first six months of living together to see if they could even handle that before they decided to take the next step. I’m not necessarily against this anymore either now that everyone is so stunted, and infantilized in general. If you can’t at least feed a dog, and walk it at least a half an hour a day, I don’t think you’re in a position to be adding kids into your life. I see so many parents including many many whites(“conservatives”) who completely ignore their kids while everyone is staring at the phone screens all day. It’s one thing to do this with a dog, and fail, but a whole other to FAIL, and do it with another human being.
Edit: Getting a young puppy(8-10 weeks) is a great way to see how a young couple will deal with adversity together without it necessarily being a permanent failure to everyone involved including society at large.
I don’t believe some here appreciate just how amazing what the white man has done in the creation/domestication of what we now call dog. It’s arguably one of our greatest inventions IMHO. This is why not only do shitskins as a whole not understand, and appreciate such a beautiful thing, and animal, they don’t have the ability, and capacity to ever do so.