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> Allow dog to sit in bed.
> Allow filthy dog to sit on the table where he eats from.
>Thinks that pitbulls are cute.
> Thinks that anyone who doesn't like dogs is evil.
>Lets dog lick his balls and anus, then let the dog lick his face.
>Has pics with his mutant dog in the house.
>Buys 5000$ mutant breed that looks retarded.
> Uses "doggo".
> Buys dog clothes.
> Loves dogs but hates children.
>He thinks he walks the dog but the dog walks him.
> Acts like the dog is his child as he redirected his paternal instinct to an animal.
> Thinks that his dog barking at 2 AM waking up the entire neighborhood is funny and cute.
More?
If you have a filthy dog, you are filthy, and likely lazy fat POS that shouldn’t have one to begin with. It’s called soap, and water just like you have to do for yourself and children.
“Allow dog to sit in bed.”
Thats an owner choice, and I don’t see an issue with it as long as you bathe your dog regularly, and keep them above the comforter at foot of bed, and wash your sheets pretty regularly.
“Allow filthy dog to sit on the table where he eats from.”
I have never seen, or known of anyone first hand to ever allow such a thing out of their dog. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen, but it’s VERY VERY rare in my experience, and from talking to others. Cats on the other hand, do this regularly spreading toxoplasmosis everywhere throughout the house especially on countertops, and tabletops. Every single household I’ve been to with a cat, and every single cat owner I’ve spoken to has said yes, unfortunately, this is a regular occurrence. They also seem “fine” with their intact cats tearing up their furniture regularly through kneading.
“Thinks that pitbulls are cute.”
This is a rare fringe take today more than ever especially by other breed owners. Go to any dog park now, and actually talk to dog owners, and everyone knows they’re the nigger of dog breeds. There’s a reason more, and more dog parks won’t even allow them there anymore. Even many white women hate them, or are at least indifferent to them now. It’s mostly niggers and spics who still champion them as another form of muh dicking/ peacocking.
“Thinks that anyone who doesn't like dogs is evil.”
I wouldn’t say evil for just not liking them, but if you say you HATE them, I’m sure not going to trust you, and let you into my life at any significant level. 🤷🏼♂️
“Lets dog lick his balls, and anus, then let the dog lick his face.”
Yeah, nobody I know does this, but I agree there are people out there that will make out with their dogs. What I do find funny though is how many people who bring up this likely sleep around with numerous people, who also sleep around with multiple people eating pussy/ass, and sucking, and swallowing which is way nastier, and more dangerous IMHO, and even biologically if the science hasn’t changed. I think it’s called zoonotics if I’m remembering correctly.
“Has pics with his mutant dog in the house.”
Nigger shit
“Buys 5000$ mutant breed that looks retarded. Uses "doggo".
Nigger shit again
“Buys dog clothes.”
Hey, we 100% agree on one. 🙌🏻
“Loves dogs but hates children.”
Yeah, not cool. Wait, I love my dog way more than niggers.
“He thinks he walks the dog but the dog walks him.”
I’ve never seen anyone that walks there dog regularly ever have this issue. That’s usually just a training issue that is broken within a couple weeks tops. It’s also usually women who have this issue, and can’t break it because they’re lighter, and weaker physically, and give up sooner. They shouldn’t be walking bigger dogs alone, and/or until they’re broken anyway.
“Acts like the dog is his child as he redirected his paternal instinct to an animal.”
I’m ok with this to an extent as long as it’s not to a degree that it causes you to hate, and not want kids of your own. I’ve never met anyone like this. I’m sure they exists though.
“Thinks that his dog barking at 2 AM waking up the entire neighborhood is funny and cute.”
A dog being allowed to bark nonstop at any time of the day is a problem PERIOD, and I’ve only experienced it with niggers. A dog who patrols the fence and alerts for thirty seconds to two minutes when activity is nearby no matter the time p, and especially at 2 AM is a good dog, and doing its job. Ours do that, and so do the german shepherds both behind us, and across the street from us. There is no better alarm system and deterrent IMHO, and they don’t force you to self incriminate yourself either.
“More?”
Sure, why not? 😁
They are various degrees of less dirty. Never clean.
They are a waking mop that rolls around in mud, dirt, grass, picks up parasites, licks his ass etc.
I am fine with dogs being outside if you have a large enough yard to accomodate them and they make good protectors overall even indoors but at that point you're torturing the dog keeping it inside 22/24h but thsts another discussion.
Every person has to see how much filth they tolerate for the sake of protection because at the end of the day dogs are not and will never be clean unless you torture them and keep them in your house their whole life.
u/wankingisgay I agree with NOT keeping most dogs inside most of the day, that’s fucked up especially if you have a larger breed in a smaller space. Even having a large breed with a small yard is messed up unless you take it out at least an hour a day for some heavy activity IMHO. Even then, that can be rough. With that said, ours are a very active breed, and get plenty of attention, and activity but still like to be indoors more than outside. They get to choose most of the time BTW. It could be cause we live in the Deep South, and it’s always hot, and humid as fuck.
I’ve told this story before, but we had a really hard freeze for our AO(NOLA) for 48 hours, and I noticed the next time I went out riding my bike, and running around the neighborhood that I wasn’t having as many vicious pitbulls some of whom were chained up even though they had a yard trying to eat me through the fences as I passed by. Turns out after talking to a couple of the owners directly who I got to know over the years, they didn’t see anything wrong with leaving their pits out pause during 15-25 degree weather for 48 hours. Three dogs, that I know of, froze to death. TL;DR, niggers are retarded.
U/wankingisgay is correct.
Some people don't like dogs, let people have a taste in animals. You're not far from the dog nutter in this pic.