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> **"We’ve never heard of this before,** and so far this is the only case of damage to a park in the city. We haven’t had any reports of sightings yet.”

What a naive country. This is why we can't have our media being sanitized - they don't know what they are in for.

> The lack of security cameras at the park has been highlighted as a potential contributing factor to the crime.

Oh man.