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SillyRascal1660 on scored.co
25 days ago-1 points(+0/-0/-1Score on mirror)1 child
The only tragedy here is that one of the pavement apes failed to metamorphosize into an eternally good pavement ape.
It honestly flabbergasts me how anyone can fail to defeat someone with a magic wand.
I guess this boomer thought life is a video game, where one firebolt cantrip can defeat the enemy.
Nah, gotta sling magic spells until the enemy is asleep on the floor. Then cast a speed spell to close the gap, press your wand to the orcs skull, and conjur a magic missle spell.
Edit: Orest Schur? Lol. yenta jewdge kiked a member of her own kind!
where they damn one of their "based mishlings" in order to demoralize the public
remember, he got a sentence longer than the existence of the jewnited states, which goes to show how far they're willing to sacrifice people in order to send a message
It honestly flabbergasts me how anyone can fail to defeat someone with a magic wand.
I guess this boomer thought life is a video game, where one firebolt cantrip can defeat the enemy.
Nah, gotta sling magic spells until the enemy is asleep on the floor. Then cast a speed spell to close the gap, press your wand to the orcs skull, and conjur a magic missle spell.
Edit: Orest Schur? Lol. yenta jewdge kiked a member of her own kind!
where they damn one of their "based mishlings" in order to demoralize the public
remember, he got a sentence longer than the existence of the jewnited states, which goes to show how far they're willing to sacrifice people in order to send a message