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I decided to check because I highly doubted they're jews. Well, they're not. John Green was a chaplain in his 20s and intended to become an Episcopal priest but changed his mind and became an author. He is still nominally Episcopal but he got married in a Catholic church. Presumably this means they were raised Christian. Hank Green is an agnostic and doesn't really have much to say about religion. And I know you're gonna say "but that doesn't mean they're not genetically jews", which is retarded since anyone who we know is definitively a jew also nominally practices judaism. They go hand in hand.