Toilet paper is optional, our people have made it thousands of years hand wiping and licking our finger off!
The shit they eat makes it impossible to have a clean double tapered log, you are squirting and heaving with Indian food.
I also had the pleasure of being around indian people,. They reek curry smell though their pores, They can be fresh out of the shower with the old spice guy whistling, the minute they dry off, they fucking smell like whatever they ate last night.