bEsT PotUS iN hIsToRy!¡
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> *"Guys, I think the dollar is about to tank. If you don't act soon to protect your family, well ... I'm just glad that my friends at Gold Line are willing to accept your soon-to-be-worthless dollars to give you their precious, precious gold. Don't delay, guys. Give our friends at Gold Line all your worthless money in exchange for these shinny coins. Protect your family, guys! You won't regret it!"*