Ultimate jewish martial art
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all the moves are illegal. but also MMA isn't about self defense either, MMA is a sport, which has rules. kicking people in the balls and blowing their legs backwards is a very good defensive move that you can't do in MMA, as well as biting to get out of a choke.
Also, you don't ever want to go to the ground in a street fight. You also really don't want to get in a street fight. Besides, you should be carrying at all times anyways, niggers attack in packs, while also having knives and guns.
Back in my "amateur" boxing days (didn't do any circuits, just sparred regularly and got recruited a bit), my buddies loved going out with me because they'd feel more emboldened to pick fights. I was always the one calming people down for exactly the reason you describe - yea, I can throw nice hook, and the guy on the other end can unzip me with the butterfly knife in his pocket.
One of my buddies nearly got his eyes gouged out before I got the guy off him. Another came to his senses when *he* started playing with the knife in his pocket when he was a little drunk and fired up, and I talked him down. He told me later he didn't even realize he was pulling it until I started talking to him - just drunken instinct to pull a weapon. Guy wasn't even a total dipshit either... just had a moment while drunk.
Fortunately we have the internet nowadays to show how wrong street fights can go. But it still bears repeating.