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I just invented the computer by getting two chop sticks and playing the drums on my desk. Where's my Harvard acceptance letter?

I’m not even mad. The fact that he was able to say all that with a straight face is downright impressive.

I can see how idiots might be convinced on the morse code, since they are both just patterns of pulses/sounds, but how do you get from african drums to computers.

'Wow, Nigel, these inbred retards in their mudhuts eating dirt sure know how to slap a drum.'

'Hm, yes they do, old chap. Why, I wonder if I could steal this concept and apply it to this electronic computational device I was brainstorming the other day that I swear was just missing the final peace.'

Mmmm hmmm

:Shit flinging ensues:

As if the Grecians and others before them didn't have even more complex ciphers than binary.

Mmmmmmm hmm