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Ashkenazis are some sort of Slav/German/Canaanite hybrid, some of them may be actual Semites, but I doubt most are, Sephardis are mixed goblins like arabs, primarily Canaanite. I think the only non-Christian (the majority of the surviving real Jews were the ones who converted, re-settled into Rome during the Judeo-Roman war, and then interbred into modern Italians) jews who might claim any real Semitic lineage are the Karaites, and there are like only a 1000 of those left. Most people mistake the modern residents of the middle east for being pure semites (a misconception fueled by the fake jews themselves because its central to their claim of that area and their control over heretical Christians who worship the concept of jewishness), but the actual Semites were not from the middle east, likely originated in Asia and migrated westward, till some of them settled Canaan.

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