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The More i learn about the Talmud, the more demonic jews appear to me (twitter.com)
posted 5 days ago by GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co (+1 / -0 / +45Score on mirror )
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MI7BZ3EW on scored.co
5 days ago 34 points (+0 / -0 / +34Score on mirror ) 4 children
God: Don't rape each other OK?

Jews: But what if she is a slave?

God: Don't do that. Only have intercourse with your wife.

Jews: But what if we married her?

God: I guess that's ok.

Jews: But what if my dick was dead? Does it count?

God: What? Who would even think of that?

Jews: But what if my neighbor's wife is dead? Is that bad?

God: PLEASE STOP

Jews: I think he meant it's ok as long as she's long dead. But what if she is too young to menstruate?

God: OK, I'm sending Jeremiah to proclaim your destruction.

Jews: It should be ok. The purpose of sex is procreation, so it means nothing if procreation isn't possible.

God: T minus 10 seconds

Jews: But what if it's a boy?

God: 9...

Jews: Young boy or older boy?

God: 8...

Jews: How old is young?
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steele2 on scored.co
5 days ago 12 points (+0 / -0 / +12Score on mirror )
[Jews: What if I violate your Commandments and then swing a chicken over my head?](https://archive.md/hHH09)
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
5 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
you win the thread
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JohnTorrington on scored.co
5 days ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Man you should make an AI video with this discourse as soon as you can.
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MI7BZ3EW on scored.co
4 days ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
I give you (and anyone else) to use my words in an AI video.
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DeplorableGerman on scored.co
5 days ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
whenever i feel like the samples and lyrics of the likes of Arditi and such clash with my faith, i am reminded that no, they were always this bad.

comrades, i regret to inform you: jews.
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