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posted 6 days ago by HegelianDichotomy on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +67Score on mirror )
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TacosForTrump on scored.co
6 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
I don't know why but that just seems hilarious.
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HegelianDichotomy on scored.co
6 days ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 1 child
Much like how when they try to swim. Basically they attempt to stand on the water.
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TacosForTrump on scored.co
6 days ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 2 children
I hadn't heard that! I know their main issues with swimming is having a shorter torso, longer limbs, higher bone density, and being retarded.
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HegelianDichotomy on scored.co
6 days ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
It does ring true. I apologize but I can't find the source material beyond just watching a nigger try to swim. Instead of using their hands and legs in a figure-8 style motion under the water, they just jump and slap the surface. Making a bunch of splashes that further impede the ability to breathe air and wasting their energy in a full blown monkey panic.

In their defense, they are only a few hundred years removed from the jungle and should be sent back.
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Weematanyeh on scored.co
5 days ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Wouldnt longer limbs help swimming?
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TacosForTrump on scored.co
5 days ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
That's what you would think, but look how Michael Phelps is built, he's got a huge fucking torso.
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