We are not going to win a war against Iran
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* We need to turn them into mini-Americans!
* We need rules of engagement. We don't want to shoot the wrong people!
* We can buy them off with money and trinkets. Then they will fight on our side!
* We must meet like force with like force. It's not fair to use nuclear weapons when they are using rifles from the 1920s.
How Afghanistan should've gone:
* OK, let's try diplomacy. Maybe they will tolerate us.
* No? OK, let's consider the alternatives. Either we commit genocide and just slaughter every man, woman and child. Or we glass the place and wait a few years and move in. Either way, we need to take land from these people and bring America here.
The Romans had this figured out a long time ago. "Do you want to join our trade empire? OK, welcome! If not, then we will commit genocide if need be."
If I were president, I'd rename the "Department of Defense" or "Department of Homeland Security" to the old name: "Department of War."
The orders would be simple: Kill as many people as fast as you can when we declare war. Do not stop killing them until I say so. Use whatever means you would like. In fact, I am going to give bonuses out based on how many confirmed kills you get, I don't care how old they are or what sex they are.
And the most important order of all: Do NOT cohabitate or marry or bring the enemy home! I do NOT want half-breeds here or there.