I’ve got gray hairs and boot bands with more combat time than whatever cesspool of genes created the above comment. You’re hard as your mud colored skin until you down a brown, honkey.
No, I’ll die here on Christian land with Christian men fighting goat fuckers and tiny hats. I just need you to sit in your desk chair and emote the best you can while watching real men do the real work. Now shhhhh, go to bed honey. 😘