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You're right, everyone that's ever fought for anything, protested anything, or did anything in an organized fashion, they were all feds. All of them, everywhere, ever.


The Founding Fathers? Feds. Prussian military? Feds. Scottish rebels? Feds. The Viking horde? Feds. Squirrels all wearing the same colored fur and not being fat? Feds. Sportsball enthusiasts wearing their team's jerseys? Feds. The NSDP? Feds. The first crusade? Feds. Tea time with little girls wearing dresses and tiaras? Feds.


The fedjacketing propaganda is really simple: be fat, unhealthy, weak, untrained, disorganized, and reveal your identity so you can be doxxed, or you're feds. Astronomical reasoning you have there. I'm sure you'll get really far with those standards of conduct, especially in the face of the most insidious, evil, censorious, murderous, tyrannical people in the history of mankind. Can you even call your group a "group", considering grouping up to resist is Fed behavior? Gotta just be random atomized individuals resisting at unspecified times with no clear goals or communication, otherwise you're all Feds.