The street parking was promised to him over 5000 years ago
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In yet another example of how good intentions can pave the road to hell, HOAs were developed to prevent having niggers for neighbors. Basically, everyone in a neighborhood would sign a contract that would forbid niggerish behavior and also forbid selling to anyone who doesn't also sign the contract. That way, if a nigger did move in, the inevitable niggerish behavior would activate the contract to force them out.