Congratulations to George, 5 years sober
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Niggers don't go to heaven, because they are animals. They don't go to hell either.
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When we opened up his coffin, we found that his bones had disintegrated into pure, unadulterated fentanyl. It was like opening a treasure chest of fentanyl. It was gleaming, sparkling, shining. Unlike anything that anyone has yet seen. All the calcium, the magnesium once in them... it had all been replaced by fentanyl throughout the course of his human existence, his bones had truly become one with the fentanyl. That is just one of myriad examples of his mastery of the Great Way of Fentanyl. His bones could contain no more.
Grand Master Groyd warned us that he needed to transcend the limitations of the human body in order to reach new highs, hence his ascension five years ago after a last act of chauvinism.
Having left us behind, his soul has since gone on to achieve such great highs that he is no longer even in this solar system. Wherever Americans are, crack rocks can be found, and Grand Master Groyd, who was well acquainted with steroids, has now discovered and is injecting crack *asteroids* out there in the cosmos.
His soul is making Great Leaps Forward: he takes fentanyl and heroin of planetary proportions to go one way, and then injects entire belts of crack asteroids to go in the precise other. The Grand Master spent his whole human existence as a pharmacologist who was his own test subject, but, having learned all of the esoteric secrets that could be learned about drugs, he is now trying his hand at astronomy: by use of the Great Way of Fentanyl and the Great Way of Nyaope, by achieving the greatest of highs and lows, it is like he is making jumps from one end of the cosmos to the other. It is like his soul is bouncing around the cosmos at incredible speed. He is seeking to find the edge of the cosmos, so that he can transcend that by means of reaching yet greater highs, too.
But before he transcends it, he will leave behind this great gift of pure knowledge about the cosmos, just as he left behind complete esoteric knowledge about the Great Way of Fentanyl and his pure fentanyl bone dust that attests to that success. It is the conclusive proof that he left for the doubters, the sceptics, the filthy disbelievers. No one can look inside his coffin and be of unchanged mind. He is unsurpassable. It is simply the objective, universal truth. One needs only a glimpse to be instantly overwhelmed by the sheer brilliance, the sheer mastery, the sheer success, of Grand Master Groyd... that doheptaconta-core, googol-niggahertz Fentanyl Processing Unit left behind the purest, most concentrated, most unadulterated fentanyl that ever was or could be.