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"Rose Schoenfeld, an NWS meteorologist" g00k with ✡︎ last name: a jook?

posted 1 year ago by 2PercentGoyMilk on scored.co (+0 / -0 / )

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so when someone goes down on her, are they eating a jookbox? 😂

all jooks aside tho, i tried, but for the life of me, could not figure out how this 100% asian looking bish got that last name, or why she's apparently a cited and respected authority on unprecedented January wildfires in California and other natural disasters, yet looks like a college intern who's still several years away from graduation.

idk, but i have the sneaking suspicion that last name might have something to do with it. 🧐🤔

see also: this reference from a Wikipedia page about the Jan 2025 SoCal "wildfires" (where her name fits in interestingly well next to that other name listed (who, i guess, happens to be credited as the NWS "fire" expert at the end of the linked page)): Thompson; Lewis; Black; Smith; Schoenfeld; Gomberg (January 6, 2024). "Area Forecast Discussion" https://web.archive.org/web/20250109135058/https://www.weather.gov/wrh/TextProduct?product=afdlox&id=7565a759-1fa4-4748-b4ea-ba6741450b64

not trying to subtly imply i *know* anything here, just pointing at odd coincidences as i see them, which i've noticed seem to relate to an interesting hexagonal pattern ✡︎.

2PercentGoyMilk on scored.co

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so basically, we got Schoenfeld the jook on beaches and Gomberg on fire during a catastrophic "wildfire" event that was grossly mismanaged by the LA fire chief (Kristin ***Crowley***, first female & openly gay fire chief, who was later fired & replaced), and [suspiciously absent at the time (and where? yeah... look that one up)] LA mayor Karen Bass (first female (if you can really consider sheb00ns feminine) to hold the office) and resulted in many thousands of acres of wilderness going up in smoke (and oh yeah also thousands of acres of luxury Palisades beachfront property, coincidentally right next to Malibu, which was also destroyed by "wildfires" relatively recently before this) going up in flames, and probably billions of dollars in damages.

but hey, i'm betting n✡︎ne ✡︎f these things are at all related, and i'm just imagining that they are s✡︎meh✡︎w.

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