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Removed from his natural habitat, this haak-gwai now resides in the US of Gay. Although the USAID pandemic may be beaten for now, the USAIDS pandemic is clearly at work here.
Powered by Gay Fried Chicken (GayFC), grape soda, malt liquor, mud cookies, watermelon, and Subgay footschlongs, he was lacking one vital nutrient source: seasoning salts.
The problem was that a drug dealer offered him bath salts, and he assumed that they would be a suitable replacement. But bath salts do not provide the necessary nutrients. Because of this, his 1,000 niggahertz fentanyl processing unit was malfunctioning. His malnourished body was no longer able to resist the USAIDS virus.
In this video, we simply see this fentanyl processing unit malfunction at work. When it begins to malfunction, it performs certain emergency instructions, such as instructions to search for a Haitian Happy Meal, better known as 'human meat'. If done correctly, he will usually return to normal function. The specific instruction that caused this incident simply reads: 'Subgay, Eat Flesh.' He tried to eat that woman's face, but we managed to shut it down in time. That is, his fentanyl processing unit. If he did not perform this operation, USAIDS would have turned him into the next Lil Nas X. What he did was fully understandable.
In conclusion, the cause was a combination of drugs and malnourishment. We have solved this problem by ensuring that seasoning salts and fentanyl are being delivered through an IV drip. The bath salt consumption has been judged to be non-problematic. He just needs to consume both salts. We also changed the problematic instruction to 'Eat flesh, refresh'. The fentanyl processing unit now appears to be fully operational, and he should be back in the streets in no time at all.
Powered by Gay Fried Chicken (GayFC), grape soda, malt liquor, mud cookies, watermelon, and Subgay footschlongs, he was lacking one vital nutrient source: seasoning salts.
The problem was that a drug dealer offered him bath salts, and he assumed that they would be a suitable replacement. But bath salts do not provide the necessary nutrients. Because of this, his 1,000 niggahertz fentanyl processing unit was malfunctioning. His malnourished body was no longer able to resist the USAIDS virus.
In this video, we simply see this fentanyl processing unit malfunction at work. When it begins to malfunction, it performs certain emergency instructions, such as instructions to search for a Haitian Happy Meal, better known as 'human meat'. If done correctly, he will usually return to normal function. The specific instruction that caused this incident simply reads: 'Subgay, Eat Flesh.' He tried to eat that woman's face, but we managed to shut it down in time. That is, his fentanyl processing unit. If he did not perform this operation, USAIDS would have turned him into the next Lil Nas X. What he did was fully understandable.
In conclusion, the cause was a combination of drugs and malnourishment. We have solved this problem by ensuring that seasoning salts and fentanyl are being delivered through an IV drip. The bath salt consumption has been judged to be non-problematic. He just needs to consume both salts. We also changed the problematic instruction to 'Eat flesh, refresh'. The fentanyl processing unit now appears to be fully operational, and he should be back in the streets in no time at all.